Let me first tell you the tale of Loreto. I bought a vanilla abricot lip balm from a gal. It smelled amazing and felt even better on my lips. I wanted a similar perfume to go with it, but she recommended the lovely Loreto (which is such a great alliteration).
So I bought a couple samples from Loreto to see what her deal was.
It was love at first smell. Her earthy perfumes are like rolling around in nature. Her spicy perfumes are like walking into a wondrous kitchen cabinet. But she doesn't stop there. I bought, right off the bat, her Rhubarb perfume. In the bottle, it smells so fresh and so clean. On me though, it takes on this amazing spiciness (which pretty much always happens to perfumes on my skin).
Several other varieties later, I finally came upon, "Persimmon Pudding." I am not a big fan of 'food' perfumes, but I figured, "Hey, Loreto hasn't sent me a bad perfume yet. Let's try it."
As a good friend said, I smell like lazy autumn sex. This wonderfully rich creamy smell with a hint of autumn, a dash of spicy midnight, and this smooth undertone that I can't quite place. It really should be called, "Ridden Hard, Put Away Wet." It smells like the best multiple-orgasm you've had.
Check her out: [link]
She's gorgeous, she's friendly, she's the best perfumer I've come across. And I totally luff her.








If candor was a popular virtue, I wouldn't be barking at your tree.
But you're scarce, as there is only just you.
Pity, isn't it?
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"It has always been the prerrogative of half-wits and children to point out that the Emperor has no clothes, but the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the Emperor remains an Emperor."
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"I read somewhere that if given a choice between sex and peace of mind," she said, "Most people would choose peace."
"Personally," I said, "I do fine with a little anxiety." [link]
Thanks for swinging by, and I'll do my best to return the favor.
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"I read somewhere that if given a choice between sex and peace of mind," she said, "Most people would choose peace."
"Personally," I said, "I do fine with a little anxiety." [link]
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